CockBlocker 5000

"Members of the Finer Things Club will do basically anything for surprisingly small amounts of money. See how far $5 will take you."

"Take some lunchables when you visit. Sometimes it takes a while for the people from the takeout place to navigate the sea of discarded wrappers, bottles, and Happy Meal toys."

"Hit the vending machine twice after you put your money in--you'll get double the Fritos for the same amount of money!"