Kelsey-Marie Pettit

"The perfect place to eat your feelings."

"2 rats live here."

"Lines are always backed up during the day--even the express lanes aren't worth the wait. Much better later during the evening. Or go to the tire & lube/sporting goods to check out."

"What is with Subways in Arkansas not having provolone cheese??? And they're a little stingy with the olives."

"You save money by using a Wal-Mart gift/credit card, but the gas is 10% ethanol and usually burns up pretty quickly and is bad for the engine."

"Don't sit at the Hibachi if you have personal space issues."