Chris Winstone

"It's 20 dollars for one round of "just the tip". At that price, its a steal!"

"It's just my kitchen, don't show up to eat here. Unless your a sexy female or are willing to pay me 100 dollars just to look at the food through a window. Or both."

"If you go to smoke after midnight, expect to lose your drink. Bounced told me it would be safe, then I lost two full beers and they wouldn't comp me one. Place is shady, save your money for a good bar"

"The gunners mustache has range high for rifle AND pistol... fact. Google that shit"

"Go get a shot of fireball and a slushie from Christine... do it now!"

"This isn't a lake its a pond, almost a puddle."