Christie

"This guy is the biggest hugest dick in the area... Might as well go home bc ur not gonna wanna deal with this doucher"

"The original "eurotart" is really good but they need to get mochi toppings! Also they don't have whipped cream"

"They got rid of the creamsicle boo"

"There is a girl that works there with long dark hair, tan skin. Ask her for help if you're buying a straightener or hair dryer... Girl knows her stuff!"

"Free beer in the pool house"