Chris Parizo

"What a great staff! Come here for all running/walking needs."

"Do you enjoy invisibilty? Then get the firecracker chiken wraps! Not only delicious, but also creates a flaw in your molecular level that causes you to bend light like a Predator!"

"There is nothing to see or do in this city. I suggest hopping on a flight to Trenton. It's not called "The Big Pear" for nothing!"

"If you are checking bags on Delta, go to the Check-In Terminals in South, after you get your boarding passes go to the far right hand side to check bags. People only gather in the center lines."

"No free chips = blasphemy."

"Best bacon in Decatur! Get the fries!!!"