Chris Bohannon

"Stay to the right!!!! And apparently you shouldn't smuggle illegals on a Thursday night"

"Park hours 6am-9pm may-oct./6am-6pm nov.-apr."

"When buying drinks, get the double and save money! Regular topshelf cocktails are $11 and doubles are only $3 more!!!"

"Work with Karen Lindberg! She took care of my account mishap!"

"When you come to thirst, hang out with the bouncer named Joe! He's the best!"

"Talk to Katie, she's the beer boss, keeper of the barley knowledge and rock climbing. It is important to note she has perfect handwriting when it comes to chalk..."