Chelsea Guerrero

"You get what you pay for! Our room had a weird smell and there was some sort of leak, because part of our carpet was wet and the walls looked like they were getting moldy. Ick."

"Hipsters and grandmas"

"The rice isn't vegetarian, despite what their menu says."

"Get the Spinsation! They take forever to make it, try calling ahead"

"Meh. Make the drive to Pieology in Lakewood."

"The stylists don't know how to count. I asked for a trim. I asked for one inch off. My hair is definitely 4 inches shorter. It took me a year to grow it out and now it's gone. Thanks! :("