Buddha Liao

"I am Buddha Liao, Mayor of Mayors. Look upon my check-ins, ye mighty, and despair!"

"If you're in Zaozhuang and need a hotel room in which to shoot yourself in the face, this place will do nicely. Also, dirty KTV downstairs for those seeking a more jocund form of Russian Roulette"

"Priority security and immigration lines based on nationality and not on fare class. Best to be either Korean or completely shameless (Chinese)"

"Bit remote - if you go in the main entrance you need to walk all the way through the Business Class Lounge. Still, a significant upgrade and worth the hike."

"Has a nondescript booking agency in the back for speedboat trips to Bali."

"Username: balikana / Password: buleleng"