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"Fantastic food with huge portions. You'll get called "sweetie" or "honey" six times within the first 10 minutes."

"Chorizo sausage, greasy as heck, but fantastically spicy good."

"If iHop is too busy, wafflehouse will seat you in 10 mins."

"Even if you are not partial to "everything" bagels, the "everything" muffin here is worth a try. It's outstanding."

"If you get the Macaroni melt, add bacon! Turns it from a great sammich to an EPIC sammich; so says Brosieden, king of the brocean."

"Breakfast ends at 10:30am, I don't function at that hour..."