Brett Naughton

"Try a Polish brandy."

"The sort of place you go into for your first drink at 21, and stumble out in your late thirties."

"Great place to have a gun pulled on you."

"Watch for the grown-up hall monitors. They think they're cops, but they're not."

"If I ever wanted e.coli, this is the place I'd come."

"Big, popular park with lots of space and trails. The number of nerds in fedoras playing Pokemon seems to be dropping, and that's great."