Eeyan Manzon

"Order cheesefuckinsticks. They're the best!!!"

"This tip applies to all airports in most provinces: if the scanner is broken and they resort to manual baggage check, do not have a female bag checker. They usually are stricter than the guys."

"Red velvet cupcake. Just because it's red, it doesn't mean it's red velvet. 3/10"

"Hope they get pressured with CBTL and put up umbrellas, too, soon."

"Don't come in too early. You can actually be a little, just a little, late because you'll have to wait for your turn and fall in a long line even if you have an "appointment.""

"Crew on graveyard shift don't smile at all. They seem tired, move slow and act like bitches. They even ask for smaller bills everytime even if what you have is 50pesos."