Beth Sterling

"It's no coincidence that Curin's bed is in Trappe."

"I enjoy the decor of My Bed, although I think the beef curtains could use a thorough cleaning."

"The mayor has an abundant supply of love sponges that she uses recreationally."

"The mayor spends a lot of time in bed with her love sponge."

"The mayor has very bad flatulance and never sprays after she uses the latrine."

"The mayor doesn't know how to use foursquare."