Basil

"Good for meetings and listening in on other peoples' meetings."

"REAL BREAD #factsonly"

"Barista dude knows nothing about coffee, the English Breakfast tea comes with "a hint of vanilla", and a slice of cake costs £5. In other words, perfectly Monocle."

"Sit outside on the bench like a pro."

"Nice and quiet upstairs."

"See photo for a summary of how good the seafood paella is."