Casbah CaféBäckerei • Los Angeles, USA
Author #HowToBeBlack http://howtobeblack.me Formerly of @TheOnion. Now @CultivatedWit.
Don't sit at my table. I have a favorite table here but won't tell you which one because then you'll sit there. So just be smart and don't sit at my table. All the eggs are delicious.
Best comedy show in NYC happens Sunday nights at 9pm, and it's free! Host and booker is the amazing @HannibalBuress
I desperately want "skirball" to be a sport, an ultra-violent, stomach-churning, sport in which people regularly lose limbs but gain respect.
They serve whiskey here. They also sell beautiful clothes, but while you wait, THEY WILL SERVE YOU WHISKEY!
It's more efficient to keep all your money here and then ask for permission from Apple when you want to spend it on non-Apple goods and services.
They will sell you a BOTTLE of Old Fashioned. That is great! That is horrible!
A shit show. Every time. But hey, corn!
I like to go here, try on shoes and make loud sex noises while doing so.
Try not to use the free wifi. Instead try to enjoy the FREE PARK!
If you walk in with a printout of a long URL, they will shorten it for you for free. Amazing service.
I strongly recommend the Dharavi slum tour. The guides are professional, knowledgeable and super pleasant. After 2.5 hours, I felt much more present in the city. Ask lots of questions!
Delicious & historic place founded by Persian descendants. Try to meet the owner. He'll weave a tall tale involving U.S. ambassadors, fighting guard dogs and the secret Coca Cola recipe.