Dale Gorman

"The Pretzel Dogs ROCK!"

"Be nice to the Sun-Thurs Overnight Security Guard, he's just doing his job. Bring him a Jims Original Polish hold the Mustard and he'll be your Friend forever."

"The steak was average but what really dissapointed me was how bad my buritto was wraped, I ended up eating most of it with a fork."

"There's sooooo mayn better hospitals to go to in the area...don't go here!"

"Rudest Post Office worker I've ever dealt With works here. I asked for tape and She refused to give it to me. Said I needed to buy some, I told her other post offices do It for me and said I was lying"

"SeXXXay-est Mayor AMY and SeXXXay-est Bartender Kelly also SeXXXay-est regular Xindy...Check it out for ur selves M'F-ers!"