Josh Cook

"The thought of ordering a Bahama Mama Rama may inspire you to hastily choose an ice-cream influenced flavor such as Orange Dreamsicle or Root Beer Float. Go with the regular, pre-ice cream flavors!"

"The door on the downstairs men's bathroom is twice as heavy as the upstairs bathroom. You can really injure yourself if you aren't expecting it and just try to yank the door open halfheartedly."

"Chicken Florentine Soup. Slice of Pumpkin Pie."