Billy Graham

"For sale items are only for sale if you're a balance rewards member. Its free to enroll and it isn't a credit card. Just do it instead of being a little bitch at the register"

"Pro tip: if you are passing this place on the Alamo they will tell you it's the only place you can buy a beer on the riverwalk and walk around the riverwalk with it. It's not"

"Try the sandwiches!"

"Try the bank!"

"Try the whatafood!"

"Try the dairy"