Christina

"President's Day Weekend extra 30% off all sale!"

"$9.99 SALE 11/17-11/20!"

"don't act like an asshole and get a mom's poker chip - 50 cents off of everything adds up to a free beer or two by the end of the night."

"skip the pbr, get a tripel karmeliet or a skullsplitter with the seitan fingers and fries."

"there's a reason why the classic margarita is a classic."