Jesse Collier

"Not the cleanest of the chain. Place could use a facelift but mostly just needs the bathroom cleaned."

"Room 27 has a private entrance and a freaking yard!"

"They discontinued the salmon burger and portobello mushroom burger..."

"Bring in a water sample to test and join the fish of the month club. It pays for itself in two months and then you get $29.90 in free fishies!"

"They will not cook regular omelettes, only their $10, 6 egg, 45 minute omelettes. They will not offer English muffins as a toast option, only as an extra side. Minimum $3.50 charge per person."

"This place cracks me up. Stop in at 2am and watch people!"