Alex Klein

"A great Jewish deli. But super sadly, despite "bagel" in its name, does not make its own bagels, and the Moe's Bagels on offer are terrible, as anyone knows."

"They open their super cool garage door in the winter. If you're looking to stay inside to work, bring a parka. Coffee is stellar."

"Play chicken."

"I don't go to church. I go here."

"Ribs. They are from pigs. This place makes them better than anyone else. Thank you, pigs."

"Everything in this small grocery store is delicious and expensive and worth it."