Alan Jarmon

"The new scent doesn't smell so fresh anymore. There are also more bugs."

"There is no fan in there. You better pray that it doesn't stink."

"Great...its a pony. Now move on and stop holding up traffic."

"Stop breaking the law if you don't want to be here."

"If you can no longer see your bikini bottoms because of your belly.....its time for a one piece."

"White socks with sandles is not acceptable attire. That's just a little tip for you tourists."