Aine Doris

"Dog heaven."

"I am the Mayoress of Paris."

"Good food, for sure, but expect to leave without being moved to tip. Unless you enjoy sarcasm and rudeness with your sushi."

"The bar itself is pleasant, but the service is slow. Friendly but unhurried. And the chairs are not comfortable enough for that to be quaint or amusing. Ho hum."

"Beautiful interior, but quite possibly the very worst food I have eaten in almost ten years living in this city. Dessicated turkey teamed up with dry chick peas, tasteless chunks of carrot. Bleurgh."

"So, a lot of people like this place. I find the service just horrible. Pained and unhappy waiting staff who warn you that the kitchen will close at 11. At 9pm. Nicer places to eat snails in Barcelona."