Rusty Sheridan

"Change your name to Bill Murray so you can get a free sub."

"Film the TSA agents at security check point. Yes, it's perfectly legal."

"Open carry a long arm outside"

"Take a trip back to 1996 and marvel at the atrociously slow internet speed in the hotel."

"The wifi internet is stupid slow. Like dialup slow."

"If you walk from the Student Union to Fretwell, bring an oxygen tank. The hills and stairs are ridunkulous."