Amanda D

"No soy milk here :("

"Dem espresso martinis. Dayummm"

"Every time a train passes, I feel like I'm going to die."

"The girls' tees imply they 'love life'. How ironic, given they look so depressed and give off epic levels of attitude and arrogance. Shit customer service but good juice!"

"If you caught the Craigieburn line from Southern Cross, don't assume you're still on the Craigieburn line when you reach Flinders St station. Big mistake."

"Benches are made for sitting on, not to keep your bags off the floor. Don't place bags on benches during peek hour, or any hour."