Aaron Uhrmacher

"Bring a dog up to the cow pasture and watch the cows come running!"

"The long lines and slow service are part of the charm, I'm told"

"Cafe con leche. Done."

"It's like Hell, but worse. Nobody cares about your package. Or working. It's government at its finest."

"Hopefully you are not flying on American Airlines. If so, bring extra money for food, blankets and baggage. Prepare for the most miserable half day of travel possible!"

"Get a pressed sandwich here. Or an arduino."