Jesse Parker

"Great bar... Very friendly staff!"

"Gross hotel. The elevator literally reeks of urine."

"Spirit Airlines is hands down the worst ever."

"Says 24hrs... Came here late.. Cars in the parking lot, and lights on inside, but nobody answers at the drive through. Happens here pretty often... Workers need to stop sleeping."

"Knock on the door, use the passcode, "Platypus", and Dave will let you pee in his butt."

"Ask Martin about his special HJs, CJs, RJs, and ZJs. Become the mayor and receive a free HJ!"