Chris Maki

"If you have a bad experience here it's because it's your. Place order and pay. Don't take your hipster guilty conscience out on the workers because you're drunk and eating fast food."

"Note that the other two tips here are irrelevant."

"Smashburger subscribes to the rule that fancy burgers can not have iceberg lettuce on them so you are left with the thick textured lettuce that looks visually appealing however it compliments nothing."

"Bar on the main floor busy? Go upstairs."

"Market is a bit of a overstatement. The coolers are always empty and a poor selection of non alcoholic beverages. I forget if they don't stock 12 packs or cases but it will be inconvenient eventually"

"What was wrong with tossing the change into baskets???"