Jacob Carlson

"Pizza is actually good for a "fast food" really late night, pizza place. But do not attempt to eat the crust without toppings. It is EXTREMELY plain. I like (not love) the pizza as a whole though."

"The guy with the long hair is Mark. He is EXTREMELY knowledgable about his beer and if you are looking for good suggestions you NEED to listen to him. I have never been dissapointed."

"Was willing to give this place a try but literally five different things I wanted to try they were out of. And the food I did get was below subpar... one star"

"Make sure you bring singles (or fives) for the singing trannies!"

"Make sure you check out BrooJo when you're here. He's a great guy."

"When playing the water shooter carnival game, use the gun furthest away from Primeval Whirl. It has more water pressure and usually beats others with the same accuracy."