Bob Brownawell

"Probably should have known better but don't even think about getting a bloody Mary at this place. Pretty sure they use hawkeye vodka mixed with whatever they can squeeze out of the bar rag to make it."

"Long and hard. That's my recommendation."

"The soda from the fountain is super duper bubbly! Gotta try it!"

"Soda from the fountain was super duper bubbly!! Try it!"

"Try the l0oo0o00ps. They're the shizznit!"

"Tip: Don't fall off the balcony. You owe me."