David E

"This is a good place for getting gas, apparently."

"Keep your head down when exiting the chopper or else it will chop off your beehive hairdo."

"This gate is awesome because there's an electrical plug at every seat. Yes, every seat."

"There's a nice softball diamond here."

"It's a good thing the pizza's so great- because the service consists of sullen teens who don't care."

"Try the tater skins!"