kim bauer

"Worst-staffed store in town."

"Try the advertising with a side of promo and treat yourself to an event for dessert."

"I screwed up the address! Argh! It's Edward Street, not Elm Street."

"Take your time in here; sample, compare, ask the genius staff for recommendations... you will fall in love! Be sure to visit the cheese-making/aging room. And do buy the house truffle oil. Mmmmmm!"

"Do order the spicy rolls but ask for extra super spicy or they'll be bland."

"Nobody cuts like Edward. Nobody. Love him madly. And Francesca is the goddess of highlights."