Kevin Bobsein

"They open at 9 but don't seem to take visa applications until 930am. Which is conveniently when you're allowed to start parking on the streets."

"Lifeguards go on random breaks that last for a random amount of time, making everyone get out of the water for the duration. Seriously screws with lap swimming."

"Avoid the slushes. Tastes like plastic and next to no alcohol."

"Fill up during the cocktail hour because the main course is pretty terrible (dry tasteless meat, uncooked veggies). Service is good."

"Hipster central, yall"

"If you tip them, you get a pez"