Dark Lord Julian

"In 2011 some girl died in a vent inside if Perry's. I'm not lying. Her body was stuck in a vent for days. She died alone. Nobody could hear her screams. Try the wedge salad! It's so good!!"

"🔪🐂. You have to put out"

"The fried wontons are an unholy matrimony of shrimp and some land mammal, probably. You'll love it because you're a disgusting person, and you have no shame."

"Now that you're here. You're probably fucked 4 life."

"I once had a dream that the Mr Natural girls invited me to a summer pool party. I made my self a ridiculous pineapple spinach cocktail"

"You WILL be behind an old lady with a million items. She will change her order and she WILL pay by check."