Patrick McDonald

"Mondays nights... $5/24oz beer and 1 cent dry ribs!"

"Credit cards accepted. First $3.00 takes you to 4:24 on the clock."

"There are signs and menu that show a variety of fresh, delicious looking salads. Well, ya, not really. The salad is shredded sub lettuce, veggies from the sub bar and they don't have any dressing."

"Great milkshakes... but if you really want a good burger go across the street to Five Guys."

"Bell Hotspot"

"Mamma Mia!"