Leon McEwen

"Get a glass of water when you get the maple walnut scone, you're gonna need it..."

"The carrot cake is amazing!"

"Don't mind the syphilis..."

"The service here makes me want to cut myself"

"If possible avoid long conversation with the cleaning guy, the latest conversation was about how to sort my trash..."

"Jimmy the safety window latch and jump, it's you're only escape!!"