Nelson Cook

"Don't be too offended when you donate to the Spitalfieds Charity shop. Staff are rude to everyone, even when you're donating to their shop!"

"If you eat outside, put your tray away when you're finished."

"Try to go with someone who has already been there, otherwise you might get lost."

"Wait outside and to the left of the doorway. This is where the bus entrance door will be."

"Why bother queuing? We arrived 2nd and queued, now we are at the back of the queue."

"The £7.50 "pizza & a pint" deal proved to be a load of cobblers when I went."