Julia Cervantes

"Poor poor poor service. Not fast food. If I wanted to wait for twenty minutes when there's no one in the restaurant, I'd have gone to an actual restaurant."

"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Take the bus."

"The temp is very irregular in this building...on one floor you're boiling, and freezing the next. Be prepared!"

"Try to get Alejandro as your bartender. The guy is amazing at his job and makes a strong and sweet sangria."

"Thursday nights."

"Lots of students don't know about this wonderful resource. Stop in if you're feeling under the weather--Anna, the nurse, is the most knowledgeable and caring individual!"