Amit Kapoor

"In the Fairmont on SZR - do yourself a favour and don’t order the nachos. Full of fake squeezed cheese from a bottle (not melted proper cheese like you expect). Hardly any salsa or much else."

"This comes up when I’m in the Sheraton bar (Turbine & Tap). Staff are fine but the atmosphere sucks. Same shitty songs make you wanna pass out...blips between as they use an iPod and YouTube...poor!"

"Pretentious as fuck but damn good people watching!"

"Average South Indian food...cheap as hell though!"

"Decent juices but totally overpriced. I paid 35 AED (£8) for a small juice...unsustainable!"

"Tasty food that is reasonably priced. Perfect if you want to get a quick bite and away from the crazy prices charged at the Sheraton (it’s right across the road from there). Large shawarma only 1 OMR!"