Ted Hekman

"Best and cheapest mechanics in santa barbara! Love these guys. Real good and honest."

"Best burgers in Summerland! Try the "insane" breakfast burrito for breakfast, it's... insane :)"

"If you go here, you are a fucking douchebag. Be prepared to be ashamed of yourself"

"The biggest bunch of pretentious asshats I have ever seen at a coffee shop, and that's saying something. Avoid this place like the plague unless you're a huge d-bag. No non fat milk? Oh you're so COOL"

"The bartender Ed is a real swell guy. He just poured me a free shot of my favorite booze cause he remembers me from 2 weeks ago!"

"Best burgers on the planet. Get a double-double!"