#ultrafacts

"Make sure to tip generously, or you will be conscripted into the Israeli military for six months of hard labor"

"The infamous lost city of Beer Island can still be seen in the mist after some Tuesday Cyclones home games."

"Watch what you say around the swans. They have USSR-era infared cameras inside their "beaks.""

"The seafood here is locally sourced from a secret cove off the Verrazzano. Only "Old Starple," the Randazzo family fisherman, knows the coordinates."

"Ask for a half-dozen muffins. When you are given your order, tell them you want to try out for the muffin muncher competition that takes place every third Sunday. It's a real blast!"

"Must-have meal: shakshuka. Ask your server for extra mango compote-- you WON'T be sorry!"