Joe

"Sarah is so beautiful. Tip her more than you'd usually tip anybody else. Don't be a shit head"

"Fish and chips not good. Everything else is awesome."

"Get the quarter chicken, white meat, dipped in teds sauce. Best fried chicken around. Also shining example of what customer service should be."

"I didn't know there was something as cooter kicking or sack slamming as the Irish breakfast burger. I don't know what to do with myself right now"

"A great example of modern day slavery. People who run it live in poverty while giant corporations and shareholders see record profits and destroy US manufacturing jobs. Wish it wasn't so convenient"

"He likes churchy things"