Daniel Berkal

"Get all the sauces, fool."

"Truly one of the worst properties in the entire Sheraton chain. Only saved by it's location in the wonderful gem that is Tel Aviv. A soul vortex that removes the vibrancy from the town."

"What kind of bakery doesn't have a bread slicer?"

"Milkshakes --> All the boys --> Yard."

"Somewhere in the back room here, they have a bath tub full of Hoisen sauce. Not a bad thing, necessarily."

"Bridge stayed up. Did not fall in the river."