Ian Eure

"I expect better wifi from the headquarters of the New World Order."

"Excellent slides and swings, ample picnic tables, charming stream with bridges and hanging trees, surprisingly cruisy men's room. 7.9/10."

"The variety of goose turds on the ground is only rivaled by the public toilets clogged with festering hobo offal in the public bathrooms."

"Excellent destination for the goose shit connoisseur, with an amazing and unavoidable variety of avian excrement."

"i guess this place is popular there are so many people lined up outside you would think they are selling iphones"

"they do serve lots of things not just toast"