Bob

"You feel the pulse of the city beneath your feet"

"A severe lack of proper dental care in my fellow patrons. :/"

"Absolutely silly. It's a family restaurant that cards you to sit in the bar "area" even if you order water??? The gene pool needs some chlorination."

"I mus-tache! Bwahahaha"

"Really unpleasant bankers!! Especially the girl doing wire transfers:/ not going to this branch any longer!"

"You don't come for attentive service, you come for the breakfast burrito"