BJ Orbase

"They lose their outside seating when it rains, which is half their restaurant. But they'll do their darnedest to make sure you get seated indoors."

"Queso fundido and empanadas for appetizers. Mole for entrees. They're so good you'll question why your date never took you here sooner. Maybe he took an ex here? Dun dun duuuun."

"Order the Churros and vanilla bean ice cream for dessert. They're separate items but order them together. We do it because we're baller and hold our guns sideways."

"Tasty charcuterie plate! Ask for this with a date, to show off how "worldly" you are."

"Get the garlic sauce. Everything's better with garlic sauce. Especially peanut butter sandwiches."

"Meet some of the fine faculty from Cypress college here. Buy them a coffee. Whoa there, I didn't say ask them for a grade raise. Nice try."