Cameron Randle

"They have dead (and presumably live) rats behind their kitchen. This guys has been here for days. Disgusting."

"Whoever designed the rental car center to be separate from the airport and only reachable by sporadic shuttles should be shot."

"Best seat in the house is a recliner on the second floor."

"Garlic mayo and homemade hot sauce on the Plague Bringer will change how you think about eating a burger."

"The employees will ignore you and act like you're not even there. They may be mentally retarded."

"This is a crappy airport with a stupid design."