Michael S.

"Use the condo map before you book and get one right by one of the two pools. Also, try for one that faces the ocean and. It the golf course. The views are spectacular."

"Get there early. Park between Merriman's and the Napili Kai. Since they got rid of the hotel, there's no more easy parking. Best combo of beach & snorkeling on the west side."

"Ignore Theresa A, she's a spamming idiot. Also, buy your booze in Oregon. It's waaaay cheaper."

"The mayor should learn proper spelling and grammar."

"Everything's fresh off the Sysco truck!"

"3-D television is a fucking fad. At least the 18 year old scotch is good! :)"