Peter Quartaro

"If you are lucky enough to come on a day where the guys selling the IQ massagers are there stop and try it out. Great price and well worth the money. One of the only things there that isn't a knockoff"

"One of the best meals I've had on Disney property. And that's saying a lot. I highly recommend it!"

"Don't try to cash any checks here because 90 percent of the time you can't!"

"Actually the body imprints on the ground in front of the ride are those of test subjects who have fallen from the tower and may or may not have survived. Not the fantastic four."

"When the house is a rockin' don't come a knockin. WWWYKI"