Nathaniel Wright

"Don't forget to buy a goblet from the gift shop on your way out of this man cave!"

"Two creams, one cup. Add root beer. 'Nuff said."

"Don't drink the water! There's…"

"This place is horrible. I feel like I'm going to contract a disease every time I walk through the turnstile."

"The enormous variety of craft microbrews in the refrigerator is intended for guests; however, please make sure to rate your beer before you leave. We need to know what people like!"