Andrew Cardinali

"This over the hill, pathetic grasping on to her last shred of youth really should get a real job and quit taking the internet so seriously. It's pathetic, hon."

"Worst McDonalds EVER. These people make working a fast food joint seem like brain surgery. Hope you like a long wait for cold food and awful service. If I owned/managed this place I'd just give up."

"Watch out for a leprechaun in a red Dakota. He wants to snag your blarney stones!"

"Chad Johnson here, and I'm a total queer!! Handfuls of man-ass - it's wicked awesome!!"

"Meat pies, please."

"Mayorships don't count when you just add new names for the same place!!"